18:41 Jul 20 2010
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An older man had met a younger woman, but
> > unfortunately he was unable
> > to last
> > very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring
> > man, he was
> > concerned
> > that he was disappointing his new lover, so he called
> > his doctor for
> > advice.
> > The doc told him that masturbating before sex often
> > helped men last
> > longer
> > during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll
> > try it."
> > He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to
> > do it. He
> > couldn't do
> > it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but
> > that was too
> > open. He
> > considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
> > Finally, he
> > realized
> > his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck
> > over on the side of
> > the
> > highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he
> > was examining the
> > truck.
> > Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and
> > started to
> > masturbate. He
> > closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew
> > closer to orgasm,
> > he
> > felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not
> > wanting to lose his
> > mental
> > fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and
> > replied, "What?"
> > He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you
> > doing?" The man
> > replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's
> > busted."
> > The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too,
> > because your
> > truck
> > rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago
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TheArtistRose
19:36 Jul 20 2010
LMAO! Funny joke